No worries if not!

Ground Rules for Roleplaying
I love this hobby when I'm able to do it, and I want it to be fun for both of us. Let's go over some things, shall we?21+ Only Please
I'm old and queer. I'm here to be among my people. This also means no characters under 18 under any circumstances.Time Zone
I'm on EST hours. I have an early-ish bedtime during the week, and my stamina only goes so far on weekends. If we don't run into each other often, scheduling's the way to go!The Basics
My characters are not me, and their decisions are their own. If you're unable to maintain a healthy separation between IC and OOC, or otherwise have difficulty distinguishing between reality and fiction, please do not approach me for RP. I won't be a good fit for you.Pacing
I've gotten a bit slower due to personal circumstances. I will do my best to mirror your pace, and I appreciate your patience! I prefer paragraph RP in general, but I can and will pull out a snappy one-liner from time to time. Let's save multi-para sessions for pre-planned scenes in quieter venues (or in party chat).

Romance
You're more than welcome to have your characters flirt with mine (with varying results)! However, that does not extend to me, the writer. I am not looking to date the people I write with. Let's be adults about this.Discord
I have one, but I am very cautious about giving it to people. Please let me offer it to you first. You can reach me in game or via Bluesky DMs in the meantime. We can write in-game or through a shared doc. I've done both!Theming & Variety
As most of my characters' histories suggest, I'm absolutely interested in dark, mature stories as long as we thoroughly discuss beforehand. I also love slapstick and goofy situations. Please don't be afraid to get a little silly with it.

  • Taboo subjects are fine with some OOC communication up front. I will tell you if I don't want to pursue something. Likewise, I expect you to tell me if you don't like something. Boundaries!

  • I love looney tunes. It is my default mode in public RP most of the time, because it requires fewer of my dwindling brain cells. Please, please feel free to jingle thine own jester cap.

  • Please do not write omnisciently with my characters, even if you know something juicy about them ahead of time. I don't like being surprised this way! Let's talk about it first!

ABOUT ME

— M, they/them, 30s

I can't promise I'm cool, but I can promise I'm chill. Usually. Talk to me about Dragon's Dogma or send me some new electronic music or something.

  • you can reach me here: bsky

mid-40s | they/them
mateus, crystalcourteous assassin, catholic school drop-out, glutton for punishmentseeking: contracts, fellow pit fighters, the thrill of danger(ous figures)

early 30s | she/her
excalibur, primalgenius artificer, proud pariah, terminally business-minded enchanterseeking: wealthy clients, marketable gossip, flirting for fun and profit

late 30s | he/him
mateus, crystaltraveling salesman, literal snake-in-the-grass, doctor of "some" reputeseeking: suckers customers, generous friends, easy exits

30s (?) | he/him
maduin, dynamisinsatiable hireling, meat shield of few words, unnerving presenceseeking: his next meal and his next paycheck (in that order), friends of any shape

early 20s | she/her
cactuar, aethercocky so-and-so, in over her head, chronological aberrationseeking: good fun, good stories, cute girls, bullyable boys, a path home

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